It mostly faded away, like tree seconds after I woke up, but this guy Carl was in it. And every time he appeared or was mentioned in conversation, this contorted sound of a familiar melody started playing in the background like a theme song, only I couldn’t pin-point exactly from where I had heard it before. And then I woke up by what I thought was my alarm-clock, but instead turned out to be my best friend calling me. 26 times.
Think I know why the melody was so familiar.
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘No no sir right away sir,’ Harry Potter said like a good little boy and began to lick at Severus Snape’s mighty man noodle.”
And I still haven’t learned my lesson about drinking while on tumblr.
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
Like anyone on Tumblr knows what happens at parties.
^^THAT ^^^
I use them to keep my toothbrush in.
Terrrminahtoooooorrrhh
This scene ranks pretty high up on my list of ‘lolwhatthat’ssobadit’sactuallygenius scenes’.
(Source: spandexpanties)
That’s extremely biased
This is why I fucking hate Hollywood. Everybody read this.
THIS HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
I HAVE THE WORST DOG IN THE WORLD
This is basically what I’ve had a break from during my year in America. I suddenly remembered why I was okay with leaving Marley in someone else’s care.
Spider-Man Stormtrooper | My Disguises - We Love Costumes
…huh. I have no words for this. None.
Spider-Man and a Stormtrooper made a love child.
Crossing it off the bucket list. Glad to have that over with.
Jesus.
how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
No ice cream? I always add three scoops of ice cream…
